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Joke of the Day
"How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout? You Messi-up"
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"It's ironic that Pistorius will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet."
"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in."
"if you dont know what do to with ur life why not just lay on the floor and think about how somewhere in the world a dolphin is backflippin"
"An Indian friend of mine used to hit his wife every night at 7.30... ..on the dot."
"I wouldn't mind getting arrested today because I'm having a great hair day and my mug shot would be fabulous."
"An important phone call is something that occurs when there's no better excuse to ignore someone."
"What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry"
"At my age, a new driver's license doesn't have an Expires On date. It has a Renew If You Haven't Expired On date."
"I have a dead budgie for sale You may want it, but it's not going cheap."