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Joke of the Day

"Asked my son what he wanted for dinner. He said cheese. A good mom doesn't let her kid eat cheese for dinner. This cheese is delicious."

"Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's? Because we call men's studies history."

"What's the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm."

"[Calls boss] I won't be in today ""Why not?"" [camera pans out to a raccoon wearing sunglasses driving away in my car] I've got the shits."

"Do you know why police dogs are called the K-9? Because if it were called the K-10, they would be police cats"

"8 out of 6 people think I'm terrible at math."

"People who say they are ""comfortable in their own skin,"" scare me because I wonder how they know what it's like to wear someone else's skin"

"Saw a standup duo last night. One totally died on stage. The other killed. Actually, now I think about it, it might have been a cage fight."

"Is your lizard not working? You may have a reptile dysfunction."

"Wanna know a joke? Look through this subreddit, there are plenty of good ones to be found!"