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Joke of the Day
"I just saw 30 seconds of Glee and now I'm gay. Send glitter."
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"What do you call a vagina born on May 14th?... ... a CliTaurus"
"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise"
"What is Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1"
"What do Grammar Nazis support? The Third Write"
"Why are cowgirls Bowlegged? Because Cowboys eat with their Hats on."
"Blue Elephant How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? Choke it until it becomes blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun."
"Lawn Sprinkler What do you call four Mexicans, one Chinaman, and three Blacks standing in a yard? Lawn sprinkler. ""Spick spick spick spick, chink, nigga nigga nigga."""
"England fans must be pretty happy right now. They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain."
"What did the llama say when asked to a picnic? Alpaca lunch!"