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Joke of the Day

"Guy getting test results from his doctor and the doctor says ""we have some good news and some bad news"" ""The good news is, we're going to name a disease after you"""

"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger And then it hit me."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite drug? Cuckaine"

"Did you hear the story about the broken pencil? It's pointless."

"My cousin, who's a karate expert, joined the Army. First time he saluted he nearly killed himself."

"You can learn a lot about a guy when you go through the pockets of his pants that are at his ankles in the bathroom stall next to your's."

"What borders on silly? Mexico & Canada"

"If you punch a hippie, and a cop arrests you... Would you get arrested for disturbing the peace?"

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? **YOU DONT KNOW YOU WEREN'T THERE!**"

"How do you lure an English bear from his cave with the help of French cheese Camembert (Come-on-bear)"