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Joke of the Day
"Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs."
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"My roommate is a chemistry major, and plays the organ.. One could say that he's an organic chemist."
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
"A man's wife died and he called wife's parents many times after some time Mother in Law: Stop calling. How many times we need to tell you that she died? Man: It pleases me to listen that she died."
"Australians don't have sex. ... Australians mate"
"Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him."
"So there I was, balls deep in peanut butter, when I thought to myself, ""Peanut Butter is an odd name for a dog."""
"I tried some Dirty Dancing in a neighbour's herb garden. I had the thyme of my life."
"I spilled coffee on my laptop. now it won't go into sleep mode.."
"Working out For me going to the gym is a lot like having sex. I'm get nervous before, it doesn't last as long as I want it to, I'm ashamed the whole time, and I usually cry afterwards."