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Joke of the Day
"You've got to hand it to midgets Because they cant reach it themselves"
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"Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life? They were on the Earth before it was cool."
"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards in single file. Recieding hare line."
"If two rap artists adopted a child... Would it be named Lil Jon Wayne?"
"What did the baby milk say to his older sister? You're spoiled!"
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares their dogs too much"
"Why did the guy get aroused by the highway? Because there were lots of turn ons."
"Thought my friend was an alcoholic because he wouldn't shut up about the bar turns out he was studying to be a lawyer"
"Girl if you though you saw the whole bakery, you ain't seen muffin yet"
"My first kid will be named Gotham. That way when I have to get up in the middle of the night when they're crying I can say ""Gotham needs me"""