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Joke of the Day

"You've got to hand it to midgets Because they cant reach it themselves"

"I heard they were gonna make a movie about Michael Jackson It was gonna be titled ""50 Shades of Black""."

"What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!"

"29 and 30 had a fight. 31."

"What's brown and sticky? A poop."

"Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber? Lukewarm."

"Gold, frankincense, but wait... there's myrhh"

"Seems like ladies hate being asked how their Thanksgiving was, no matter how playfully I pat their stomachs."

"9yr old poured milk on the cat. When I asked why he said ""He's thirsty and likes to lick himself."" I couldn't argue with that."

"Maybe it's just me, but I know a few people that Cupid should shoot with a gun."