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Joke of the Day

"i wonder how many time-travelers accidemtaly went back in time instead of forward but then saw a knight & thought ""wow look at this robot!!"""

"Boy: Dad Dad come out. My sister's fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads. Dad: No I'm not coming out. She's going to have to learn to look after herself."

"Did you hear about the man who was sexually attracted to cars? He had an auto-erotic affixation."

"Do penises and testicles have much in common? Not really. There's a vas deferens between the two."

"What should we call this giant advertising board? PHIL: A philboard BILL: I have a better idea"

"I got nothing better to do, dude in a Prius, I will absolutely follow you all the way home just to let you know you're a terrible driver"

"The Jerk Store called... and they're running out of you! (thought about this joke all day)"

"My girlfriend wants to be in a long distance relationship, according to this restraining order."

"Ken Ham says aliens go to hell because they don't have the Gospel. I disagree. They go to hell because anal probing is an abomination. Vaginal probing is God's way."

"Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter."