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Joke of the Day
"House for sale. Spider on ceiling."
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"We attract people who are reflections of ourselves. So beware of anyone who wants to be with you when you're an emotional wreck."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb ? Not three, my basement is still dark."
"Why do plants hate math? ... Because it gives them square roots"
"I just bought a new weed whacker. It's cutting-hedge technology."
"I wrote a terrible race joke today. My friends told me never to tell it. Here it is: Why was the white man chasing the black man? Because he was in first place."
"A fish that goes against the current Dies electrocuted"
"If Donald Trump enacts a law saying baby strollers cannot be more than twice the width of the babies in them, I will vote for him in 2020."
"Why is 10 traumatized forever? Because he was right in the middle of 9-11."
"You should be able to pick a theme for your Facebook movie... Because some of you should need to pick drama..."