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Joke of the Day

"Granddad once told me there's one requirement for a funny joke... And it's telling it in a funny voice."

"If sex is a pain in the ass then you are doing it wrong"

"What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force? ISITH"

"Learning from your own mistakes is the biggest mistake you can make. Carefully observe the stupidity of others and learn from theirs instead"

"Joke WHAT'S GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE PORK? -- Kermit's fingers Disgusting but made me giggle like a school girl bitch"

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth? A mechanic."

"Did you hear about the oompah loompah marathon? Contestants are running short."

"What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable? A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair"

"A giraffe walks into a bar... Says, ""High balls on me!"""

"Is that a tuna roll in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi yuk yuk yuk"