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Joke of the Day
"The higher pitched my ""hey!"" the greater the chance I don't remember who you are."
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"Oh, I see you're an extrovert. Sorry, we can't be friends. I already have a friend who's an extrovert. One of you is enough."
"I was recently asked about my views on euthanasia. I said they all look the same to me."
"My kids don't like when I drink, but if it wasn't for alcohol, they wouldn't even be here."
"A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks ""You drinkin'?"" The driver said ""You buyin'?"""
"I once slept through a burglary. Next thing I knew I was in the back of a police van."
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells."
"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross country"
"[March 15] Brutus: Going 2 the senate? Caesar: yeah u? Brutus: yep it'll be killer Caesar: how so? Brutus: like cool u know rad senate stuff"
"Today's word is Legs. Spread the word."