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Joke of the Day

"Oh, I see you're an extrovert. Sorry, we can't be friends. I already have a friend who's an extrovert. One of you is enough."

"Say what you will about pedophiles but... They always support orphans, the always drive slow in school zones, they always donate to schools, they always help with homework."

"Found $0.83 under my pillow. It appears that I still have all of my teeth so now I'm a little worried about what I was paid for."

"What are some good clean jokes to be used at a grade 8 farewell dinner?"

"My computer's RAM isn't that great... ...but it still has faster processing than the DMV."

"Two peanuts walk down the street... one was a salted"

"How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder."

"Girls are like Blackjack I aim for 21, but I always hit on 14"

"When women say ""It's not what's on the outside, it's what's on the inside that counts"", we all know they are talking about a Man's wallets."

"Men at 25 plays football. Men at 40 plays tennis. Men at 60 plays golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller ?"