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Joke of the Day
"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross country"
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"May have put up a few too many Christmas lights. A 747 just landed in the backyard."
"what do you call a patronizing criminal walking down stairs a condescending con descending"
"[ignores the worlds evils] Oh wow this is a lot easier"
"You know, I really didn't like my new haircut... But then it grew on me."
"""That was supposed to be a compliment."" -Men"
"*Sniffs* ""Spring in the air!"" ""Why should I?"" *ba dum tss*"
"I know sitting down to pee makes me less manly but I stand up to poop so it all pretty much evens out."
"I realize I misspelled a word in my last Tweet. On that note I'm about to eat a Famous Anus cookie."
"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water"