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Joke of the Day

"[Food Network: Cake Wars] As the team barely delivers their massive cake to the judges table. Cat Judge pushes it off the table"

"The Air-force Cadets get Red Bull in their ration packs Because apparently it gives them wings"

"Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected."

"What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card? You can't C me!"

"I was in the army once... I was in the army once and the sergeant said to me; ""What does surrender mean?"" I said; ""I give up"""

"Got home late to a note that said ""Wake me up for sex"", which I stared at for 10 mins before realizing it was my own handwriting."

"What do Monica Lewinsky and the New York Giants have in common? They were both terrorized by Clinton Dix, Ha Ha."

"[Sick Humour] What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler."

"Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store."

"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups with change in it at me I get it, you have more money than me so stop showing off"