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Joke of the Day
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells."
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"Me: Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Padre: What is your sin, my child? Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . ."
"What kind of bear likes the rain? A drizzley bear."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? But then the kid woke up."
"For Halloween this year, I went as Julian Assange And stayed home."
"what's cool about Mitt Romney is that when you put politics aside he's still a genuinely detestable person"
"I told my boss I needed a raise to stay at work because there are three different companies showing interest in me... He asked me which companies and I told him, ""The gas, electric, and cable ones"""
"What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal? The Nuuklear Bomb"
"some say yer mom reminds em' of a tornado sounds like hell when she comes, took my house when she left"
"I was very tired and needed recovery The cat looks so tired and need recovering his body with watch Television"