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Joke of the Day

"Geneticists and Teenage Boys are the same... They both want to unzip your genes."

"I bought a universal remote the other day and I thought to myself ""Wow, this changes everything!"""

"How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster? 16."

"Q: Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."

"Experts determine Super Bowl blackout was an electrical issue, also determine grass has a green issue."

"What time is it in New York City? 5 past Lundqvist"

"Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a separate box."

"I'd like to thank /r/jokes for teaching me so many jokes! I've always hated the sound of laughter..."

"What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant? Alien versus Predator."

"It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative."