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Joke of the Day

"How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster? 16."

"Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller? They are both crushed-asians"

"Q: What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up? A: They went on stroke."

"How do you know when your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.."

"How to make holy water You shake the hell out of it."

"[Barber gets out a small mirror to show an owl the back of its head] Owl: No I got it *rotates* Owl: Wait where'd it- *rotates* Owl: Ok help"

"bicycle cop: im taking you to jail me [sarcastic voice]: should i ride on your pegs or walk next to you [segway cop just dying laughing]"

"What's the difference between a black man and a bike? The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it."

"Endless shrimp. a.k.a sir we close at 10:30, you have to leave now Im going back in the morning and ask to continue"

"Movie Idea: Lohan. Bynes. Statham. DEATH RACE 2"