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Joke of the Day
"It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope."
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"""What is your greatest strength""? Brevity."
"It's like Grandma used to say, ""All men are hilarious, until you marry one."""
"[at the shooting range] Recruit: Sir, I missed every target. Officer: Perfect. *makes him a stormtrooper*"
"[Army Shooting Range] Officer: Are you locked & loaded? Soldiers: YES SIR! Officer: You may fire at will! Soldier Named Will: WTF?"
"Have you heard about the two guys who tried to steal a calendar? They each got six months"
"I hate when people inbox me to tell me how funny my status es are... Motherf*cker there is a ""like"" button for a reason!"
"hello and welcome to Fantasy Football *Dumbledore passes ball to Frodo* *Gandalf intercepts football and eats it*"
"How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew."
"Did you hear there was a stick up on the bridge? Yeah, they don't know how it got up there considering there are no trees there."