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Joke of the Day
"Wiping your ass is a lot like approaching a traffic light... Red means stop."
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"One day a skunk and an opossum go to church. They had to sit in their own pew."
"I call my penis ""the coelacanth""... Because no one has seen it for 66 million years."
"What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project? Krautsourcing"
"*turns TV off* ""THEY HAD CAMERAS EVERYWHERE BUT NOBODY SAW THE TOYS WALKING AROUND?!"" - me every time I watch Toy Story 3"
"Me:Everything you know about me is a lie.Coworker:So you didnt dance naked in the fountain at the mall?Me: Everything other than that."
"Funny one liner: My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick"
"What do you call a ghost's fart? Spectral emissions."
"What's wrong with the sentence ""Jack and Jill is playing in the field?"" Women should be first."
"I've got a friend who is a fat, alcoholic, transvestite. All he does is eat, drink and be Mary!!."