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Joke of the Day

"Why is my penis nicknamed Johnny Depp? Because I pirate so many pornos. Edit: I don't know how to add the nsfw tag sorry."

"There was supposed to be a BLM march today with up to a million people Although it's strange that I only count 600,000."

"So I visited www.optrex.co.uk... That was a site for sore eyes."

"All I want for my children is to be happy when .. .. they grow up, so I'll definitely advise them not to have any children."

"A mushroom goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""

"Why is Pokemon quite realistic? Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa."

"Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed? Because he's always inbetween jobs."

"Every time you reach under the couch for something a giant spider must choose whether or not to give up its secure location."

"I like my women like I like my coffee No pubic hair"

"Did you hear about the basketball tournament in Mexico? Its Juan vs. Juan"