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Joke of the Day

"I've found out recently the worst way to start a bennefit gig for abused children is with an apology"

"I was playing charades with a deaf guy Or as he called it, ""having a chat""."

"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial Intelligence."

"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they'll just beat the room for being black!"

"Kissing a sleeping woman in an animated Disney movie, romantic.....but do it on a bus and the judge doesn't agree."

"10% luck... 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain 100% reason to remember *the game.*"

"Never trust an atom They make up everything."

"I sat in traffic this morning and my inner child wants to know if we're there yet."

"WAITER:What would you like? ME:What would YOU like? W:Excuse me? M:No one ever asks you, do they? W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you."

"The secrets of the baking industry are given out only on a knead to dough basis."