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Joke of the Day
"""Relax. It's not a competition."" ""Right. That's what I say."" ""But I said it first."""
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"I'm going to dress up as laundry next Halloween bitches love doing laundry."
"How many dogs does it take to change a tampon? 26"
"Did you hear about the guy who had a really short temper because of his botched sex change? He was always going around half-cocked."
"Today, I saw a sign outside a dental office that said ""We do our business in your mouth"" and I haven't stopped laughing."
"""Let's make sure there's 3 miles of handicap parking."" -Walmart"
"How is a gay man like a tumbleweed? They blow and blow and blow until they end up stuck on a fence in Wyoming."
"What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist? Nothing."
"If you spell race car backwards... You get what Honda owners wish they had."
"Black and Blue Whats black and blue and doesnt like sex? The six year old in my trunk!"