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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Because the teacher said ""do your essay"""

"Did you hear what happened to the computer programmer? His wife told him, ""while you are out, buy some eggs."" He never came back."

"Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other ""How do you get to the other side?"" ""You are on the other side"" the other blonde yells back."

"Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A: A can't opener."

"Grandma's not dead... ... she just stored in the cloud now."

"What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants? a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO"

"Batman can safe the world ,but clark kent"

"What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed? Just out of Curiosity..."

"Server friend was complaining about her pay at local restaurant Server friend was complaining about her job at local restaurant. So I say, ""Don't worry. Good things come those who wait."""