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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine? There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!"

"What's the difference between me and a calendar? The calendar has dates *sigh*"

"Your teeth are like the stars Yellow and separated."

"What is Hitler's favorite letter in the alphabet? I don't know, but it's definitely not z's!!!"

"Fart Joke Why don't women fart? They don't get an arsehole until they get married!"

"8th Harry Potter book confirmed, you'll never believe who wrote it... J.K."

"99 little bugs in the code... 99 bugs in the code. Fix one bug, compile it down. 167 little bugs in the code....sigh."

"I thought my roommate was joking when he said Gary Oldman was in the Harry Potter movies. He was dead Sirius."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? She worked it out with a pencil."

"It is divided in 2 parts - left & right. Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts Left & Right. In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!"