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Joke of the Day

"All these Email scams must make it hard for Legitimate Nigerian Royalty to share large sums of cash with strangers!"

"2 men walk into a bar. The first 1 says ""I'll have some H20"" the second one says ""I'll have some H202"" The second one died."

"A man walks into a bar and his name is JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

"Why can't Sweden win a race? Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line"

"50 SHADES OF... Theatre owners have been piping in citrus scent after each showing of 50 Shades of Grey. Because everyone knows citrus is best at eliminating fish odors"

"Newspapers The paperboy didn't deliver my newspaper this morning, so I snuck next door and took the neighbours. In hindsight, kidnapping might have been a little excessive"

"Why couldn't the troll catch any fish? Because other people took the bait."

"What's your favorite Andrew ""Dice"" Clay Joke? Including dirty nursery rhymes."

"""I put on pants for nothing"" - my 10 yo after she got dressed and her soccer game was cancelled. Someone set up her Twitter account."

"Billion dollar idea: Tea bags that are actually wine bags. Slogan: You already act like you're God, now turn water into wine like Jesus!"