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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !"

"Say 'beer can' in a British accent. I just taught you to say 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent."

"Click to see something special something special"

"What do you call an old film composer? Hans Zimmer-frame"

"Me: How was the party last night? 17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What??? 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl."

"I don't know what is more nerve wrecking... this first kiss or the first fart."

"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

"If anyone's hungry there's a cottage cheese sandwich in my sink I'm probably not going to eat"

"Yelp review: Excellent food, friendly service. That said, I did notice a smudge on a window and was forced to set the building on fire"

"You can sign up for as many karate classes as you want there is literally no one monitoring this"