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Joke of the Day
"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
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"There's a fine line between being a drug addict and a recreational user... ...and I snorted the whole thing."
"So apparently Curiosity, a Mars rover, found something resembling a mouse... If Mars is suffering from a mouse infestation it's probably because Curiosity killed the cat."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."
"A gas station had 2 signs in the window, help wanted and self-service. I walked in and hired myself. credit: Steven Wright"
"Why did the chicken cross the street to get to the other side #rekt"
"Breaking News: horse in barn has emergency operation... Update: do not worry, he is in a stable condition."
"Me: That was fun! Fist me! Him: What?! Me: Fist me!! *holds out knuckles* Him: ....."
"A funny bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can He can hold in his beak Enough for a week And I don't know how the heck he can!"
"Saying that there is a huge-ass line at Wal-Mart is both ambiguous and redundant."