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Joke of the Day
"You can sign up for as many karate classes as you want there is literally no one monitoring this"
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"What did the HS principal say when he accidentally got a math substitute to fill in for a chemistry teacher? Whoops, wrong sub."
"Star Wars spoiler: Ross and Rachel end up together in the end."
"Why does the rabbit hide Easter eggs? Because he is ashamed of fucking the chicken."
"Amber Alert, but for the TV remote"
"Has this been posted before?"
"Apple announces iPhone bug that allows it to be hacked with a single click, in a 'more intuitive and natural way than an Android bug'."
"What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes."
"Catching imaginary characters ""How much time do you waste catching imaginary characters on your phone"" my father said to me as I was playing Pokemon Go. And then he left for the temple."
"A kind man helped me with wood chopping today I really appreciate the random axe of kindness."