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Joke of the Day
"I recently won the local innuendo competition after coming from behind."
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"Johnny shows his new watch to his girl friend. Johnny: My watch says you are not a virgin Girl: But I'm still a virgin Johnny: My watch is 20 minutes fast"
"For women, perky breasts will one day be a distant mammary."
"What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney? He gets claustrophobic!"
"So I ordered the 50 cent at the bar last night... The bartender gave me 9 shots and took all my money"
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"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, and one is a little lighter."
"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan"
"When I get overly proud of America, I simply remember that in 1999 we made Mambo No. 5 a number one hit."
"Blood donation I donated my blood and they told me I was Type-A. Apparently it was a Type-O."