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Joke of the Day

"For women, perky breasts will one day be a distant mammary."

"Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China? Because two Wongs don't make a Wright."

"What's the difference between an onion and a prostitute ? I don't cum when the onion cries and begs for mercy as I cut it up."

"My grandma died after eating too many gingerbread houses last night... The doctors diagnosed her with a rare case of ""munch-housing-syndrom"""

"Say what you will about Clinton being a womanizer But Bush had the Twins go down on him."

"Don't joke about 9/11. My father died that day. I clearly remember what the last words he said to me were. ''Allahu Akbar''"

"What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can hear a hormone..."

"When somebody unfollows me, I want to go on a shopping spree and walk into their house while holding bags and say, ""Big mistake. Big. Huge!"""

"What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees? A graduated cylinder. -------------------------------------------------------------------- This is the only joke I've ever thought of."

"I farted today on the bus... I farted today on the bus and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice."