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Joke of the Day

"Johnny shows his new watch to his girl friend. Johnny: My watch says you are not a virgin Girl: But I'm still a virgin Johnny: My watch is 20 minutes fast"

"Seeing as you guys are liking these at the moment, What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat? One mucks around in fountains."

"Even if you don't pay, they'll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car."

"How do you get three old ladies to say the ""F"" word? Yell ""BINGO!"""

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... But then I turned myself around"

"In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant... Fuji or Timber... but that's just my two scents."

"yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!"

"A SHIT JOKE.... Two flies are sitting on a shit. One farted and the other one said ""Do you mind ? I'm eating here....."

"Did you get a haircut? No. I got all of them cut."

"I've been staring at this bench press for 3 days now and I feel exactly the same. This ""Weight Watchers"" shit is a hoax."