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Joke of the Day

"Learn from your mistakes. Make better & better mistakes until you're making the best mistakes possible."

"Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity? Because they only have one season."

"Is it possible to have a joke that is not racist/sexist/politically incorrect or commenting on stereotypes? Challenge for reddit. Curious"

"Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes? A prism."

"I do not enjoy eating chicken... ... it leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."

"What do you call a gorilla in water? Harambait."

"How is American beer similar to having sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water. (A Canadian just told me this joke)"

"What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device."

"Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight years olds? There's 20 of them."

"Did you hear about the butterfly that ate too many stones? ... he shat-a-pillar."