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Joke of the Day

"I dont mind you texting during a movie as long as you dont mind me creeping in your bedroom at 3am & doing Gangnam Style w a pack of hyenas."

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"What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb? Made in Va-China."
"The Oscars so white I gotta wear shades."
"A joke about Chinese censorship [removed]"
"What do you call fapping to dubstep? Wubbing one out."
"Dads are like boomerangs I hope."
"That awkward moment when your phone auto-corrects ""I wanna do it"" to ""I wanna donut"" because it knows you're fat."
"I save money on condoms by not getting laid."
"I wanted to turn my life around so I tried to stop memeing all the time... ...It made my life memeingless"
"What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy? ""Make me one with everything."""