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Joke of the Day
"What is a Pirates favorite letter. You think it be RRRRRRRR but it be the C!"
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"What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday? A legacy scholarship for his second choice school"
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"I don't do cocaine I just like the smell"
"'William I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door' said mum. 'yes but they're twins so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'"
"One day I hope to be doing so well that people accuse me of being a clone"
"Why do ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies."
"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust."
"My kids just introduced themselves as ""Let's Go"" and ""We're Late"""
"What is the similarity between a blonde and a turtle? When they fall on their backs they're fucked"