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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra.... Then he apologized to the woman he bumped into."

"I'd like to apologize to the lady on the bus. I assumed you wanted your hair held back while you ate your banana."

"What is a shoe made out of a Banana called? a slipper! I've been telling this corny ass joke around campus and everyone seems to like it haha."

"While Twitter is the slutty wife we all share, Facebook has become the humorless mother-in-law we all endure."

"Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband."

"Sex is like a snowstorm... Sex is like a snowstorm: It's advertised a beautiful, in reality gets messy very quickly, and if you take 10"" overnight you are *not* moving the next day."

"What did the 8 say to the 0? Hey, fatty"

"maybe ancient civilizations wouldn't have died out if they'd built regular buildings instead of these dumb ruins"

"The poor sentence got hurt while riding his bike... He got his dangling modifier stuck in the chain."