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Joke of the Day

"I put on Shrek and fell asleep. I woke up and it was over. I ogre slept."

"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the paracetemol."

"Taken 4: How does this shit keep happening"

"Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France."

"What would you call a set of old school rapper emojis? Em-OGs"

"Today my neighbor knocked at my door at 3 am. Can you believe that? . Lucky for him that I was awake playing the drums!"

"Dentist: You don't have to floss all your teeth. Only the ones you wanna keep! *I start flossing his teeth* D: Um... Me: These are mine now"

"My grandma warned that boys only want one thing from me. So I hid my PlayStation 3."

"what do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brunette. artificial intelligence."

"Some people should put professional victim on their resume"