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Joke of the Day
"Me: Ping me when you are free. Girl:Ok. *Starts working in 2 Shifts*"
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"Where do you find an enlightened mosquito? In Bhuddapest"
"The key to a successful weight loss program is a broken jaw I'd guess."
"Me: I feel skinnier today! Scale: Nope."
"I'm gonna make a alternate account so I can catfish myself. I know what I like so I may fall for it"
"A black lady named Betty walks into a butcher shop that's always running out of things and ask for some beef The butcher replies ""No black Betty, ham or lamb?"""
"What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ? The train got windows"
"Why dont Canadian colleges have spring break First , you need spring."
"I bought my kids electric toothbrushes because it was taking too long to splatter toothpaste all over the bathroom w/the regular toothbrush."
"When the Williams sisters' play against each other, who sits in Venus's box? Old Dick i.e. Richard Williams, her dad"