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Joke of the Day
"I used to have Multiple Personality Disorder... But now we don't!"
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"What's got no teeth, and smells? The gearbox in my wife's car."
"Hey you see that Russian car over there? When I was in Moscow I saw a Lada them."
"What's a redneck's favorite dating website? Ancestry.com"
"I went to a General Store the other day. Couldn't find anything specific."
"Hey there's this new diet that can help lose pounds fast! Its called the Brexit"
"*Claps along at an opera*"
"I lost a roomba in my apartment. Don't ask me to babysit."
"Where do crows go to buy groceries? Kroger"