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Joke of the Day
"What's got no teeth, and smells? The gearbox in my wife's car."
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"Why did the duck fly Because he was high on Quack"
"What do you call a Muslim on a plane? Soon to be detained for flying home to his family in Houston after a business trip."
"I like my women like I like my cider... ... cold and dry ;)"
"I am suicide bomber AMA Wow this blew up fast."
"""That'll be $15.99 please"" ""Do you take giant revolving badgers?"" *cashier grabs me by the throat* ""We ONLY take giant revolving badgers"""
"My wife says I don't listen to her. I think that's what she said, anyhow."
"Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac dyslexic? He lay awake at night wondering if there's a Dog."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black"
"The world's largest info tech company has merged with a mobile accessories company, but refuses to share a name with them. And they're not even sorry about it. Nope, they're not Apple-Logitech."