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Joke of the Day

"So they have warning signs for drivers to look out for pedestrians on their cell phone now. Put up warning signs for pedestrians that the driver might be looking at their cellphone. Problem solved"

"What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car? ""Hey Robin get in the car""!"

"Doctor: How long have you been in pain? Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997"

"What's the difference between a ladder and a truck? It's no bad luck to walk under a truck."

"Sunday is an attractive person at the bar who turns out to be religious"

"What is the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck."

"French toast I saw on the menu at a small restaurant 10% more French in your toast and I asked the waitress what that meant and she said. ""We swear at it"""

"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."

"FIRST MONSTER: I'm going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends."

"What do you call bumblebee fetuses? honey nut cheerios"