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Joke of the Day
"What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car? ""Hey Robin get in the car""!"
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"Dance like no one's watching & cook like someone else is cleaning up that shit."
"What is Obama's least favourite instrument in an orchestra? The Trumppence"
"I kissed a girl in the club and she said, ""Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray."" ""You non-smokers have some funny habits,"" I replied."
"What do you call a dance party in Colorado? Shake 'n Bake."
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles *It's a verbal joke.*"
"Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs? He only had Non-Stick pans."
"Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing she said ""Moving."""
"What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerky I'll show myself out."
"What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !"