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Joke of the Day
"The five years of life you gain by eating healthy are spent preparing healthy food."
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"My husband hits me whenever I tell a joke. He doesn't strike me as the funny type."
"ATTENTION TARGET SHOPPERS THERE IS A VAN PARKED OUTSIDE WITH A FLAMING UNICORN PAINTED ON IT WOULD THE OWNER PLEASE COME UP FRONT FOR A HI 5"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !"
"I love the concept of karma. It means all the people I mistreat and fuck over every day must have it coming."
"What did the French stoner say? 80 blaze it"
"While drinking my afternoon coffee, I oftentimes stare out the window... and ask myself: Would prison be all that bad?"
"My parents were nihilists, but I knew they loved me... ...Because when they died, they left me nothing."
"having sex for pleasure Apart from humans, the only creature that has sex for pleasure is the dolphin. I had to shag a lot of animals to find that out."
"Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo this morning? Apparently they still have 500 million users."