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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo this morning? Apparently they still have 500 million users."

"What do you call the crucified baby Jesus? Baby on board."

"I call my genitalia the Severance Package... After its seen it usually ends relationships."

"What's the worst part about watching porn? ... The climax is always the same."

"If maxi pad commercials didn't exist, us women would have no idea that we're full of blue windshield wiper fluid."

"My girlfriend used to kiss me on the lips but It's all over now."

"2001 called... They want their towers back"

"What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel? A retardis."

"What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!"

"Why dont arabs have drivers and sex ed on the same day The camels would get to tired"