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Joke of the Day

"What makes for a good first date? NOT MOVIES"

"Why don't you see blind people skydiving? Because it scares the fuck out of the guide dogs."

"Doing some research on the Fresh Prince of Belair. Does anybody know where he was born and raised and where he spent most of his days?"

"How do you top a car? You tep on the brake, toopid."

"The pope walks into a Mosque A Muslim looks up and asks ""Why the wrong faith?"""

"I'm not drunk. I'm a gravity inspector... ...and everything seems to be in order here. *falls down/passes out*"

"Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit."

"Who's the idiot that called it ""The Wizard of Oz"" and not ""The Flair Witch Project""?"

"I showed my iPad to my iPod, and he was all ""what's up fatty""."

"I was going to tell a time travel joke... but you didn't like it."