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Joke of the Day
"What makes for a good first date? NOT MOVIES"
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"I was asked to name my top 10 most favorite books. I don't have 10 so I just started naming insects."
"Two cannibals have just finished dinner.. One says to the other, ""your wife made a wonderful meal"". The other one says, ""I know, I'll miss her very much"". Edit:typo Edit: your (obviously)"
"Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles? motorcycles don't have trunks"
"What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus? I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)"
"Somehow my beach-bod went to a dad-bod and unfortunately now it's more of a beached-dad-bod."
"Horses are the most negative animals... ...they are such neigh-sayers"
"How do you get a blonde to break her nose? Place your dick under a glass table"
"Probably he best advice you will ever receive...... don't listen to any advice on the internet"
"When I play rock paper scissors I always pick Rock because Dwayne Johnson shows up and punches my opponent."