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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a chick used a vibrator while she was pregnant? The kid stutters"
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"*wife offers me a sip of her water* m: Am I gonna catch what you have? w: No m: w: m: Are you sur- w: You're not going to get my period!"
"Posting pumpkin carving pictures on social media is so last year."
"I like making babies... Unsuccessfully, of course."
"Do you know what the women are saying after an orgasm... Apparently you don't know..."
"Pickup line Hey there, wanna come over and watch porn on my 50 inch flat-screen mirror?"
"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"
"Is it just me, or do toasters have like 4 settings too many? They should have 1 setting that reads: ""Toast"""
"Yesterday I accidentaly came on my girlfriends earring... Now she has hearing-aids!"
"If I ever get arrested I am going to ask for a status update instead of a phone call."