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Joke of the Day

"Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole."

"There is nothing more hypocritical than a Buddhist saying, ""YOLO"""

"Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen? You can make soldiers out of toast."

"I was laying on my SO's chest and commented on how comfortable it was... And she hits me with a ""It's like it's MAMMorey foam!"" line. I was quite impressed."

"Women sex toys cost money for Batteries! Men's sex toys cost money for rent, clothes, groceries....."

"Why is Hillary Clinton unfit to be president? Because she doesn't go to the gym"

"What do you call a gay assassin? Ass ass in"

"If you think you're having a bad day.. just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom"

"i would rather have 4 tiny ice cream cones instead of 1 regular sized ice cream cone that is something i feel strongly about 2day thank u"

"Why is the computer so aggressive? It bytes"