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Joke of the Day
"Doctor, doctor I think I need glasses!! You certainly do sir. This is a fish and chip shop."
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"What do you call an all Sikh band? N'Singh."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame unique rabbit? Tame thing.... You unique up on him too."
"I created a Harry Potter thread in ask reddit. I wanted Sirius replies only."
"What does a Japanese man experience when he marries a Jewish woman? marital bris"
"Judging by the disproportionate size of Popeye's forearms, I'm guessing Olive Oyl didn't put out much."
"Tried new pain medication, and an hour later 3 penguins in military fatigues walked into the room and told me I need to kill Mussolini's cat"
"Somehow,, We've got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under."
"What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit? FeDora I'll see myself out."
"What kinda psychopath tries to get in touch with someone by calling them on the phone. What is this...1984?"