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Joke of the Day
"What did one dog say to the other? How the fuck should I know, I don't speak dog."
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"Why aren't cowboys circumcised? So they have somewhere to put their dip at lunch."
"What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions? ""You're a lizard Harry!"""
"Mario is a game where you save a girl from the terrible fate of hanging with a dude who owns a castle"
"[Fixed] They say when you shave it, it grows back thicker. That explains what happened to those pounds my wife ""shaved off."""
"So I was eating out my Grandma... ...And I tasted horse semen and thought, *Ohh, so that's how she died.*"
"What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate? Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm..."
"The neighbor's dog has barked non stop for three hours. And now I know how the Chinese first discovered that dogs make a tasty snack."
"My grandfather told me that during the war he was exposed to irritants like pepper spray and mustard gas. Now he's a seasoned vet."
"What is the difference between ""ooo"" and ""aaa""? About three centimeters."