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Joke of the Day
"What do you call all Republicans that aren't racist, sexist or homophobic? Nancy from New York."
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"Whiteboards are amazing! They're just so remarkable!"
"Did you know that Ireland is the richest country in the world? It's capital has been Dublin for a long time."
"So a midget's at a casino and he runs into his friend the dealer... The dealer says ""Hey how you feelin? I heard you were sick."" The midget says ""Naah I'm a little better."""
"santa claus visits everyone Q: What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton? A: Ho, ho, ho!"
"The Les Miserables sequel is so much better. Hugh Jackman has knives in his hands and fights a bunch of ninjas and shit. No singing at all!!"
"Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood."
"An Egyptian man won't accept that he is a bad swimmer, so he jumped into the river... He's still in the Nile."
"If you want to feel the bern Have unprotected sex."
"How do fish make calls? On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one...."