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Joke of the Day
"Where do man-splainers get their water? From a well, actually..."
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"feedback 4 people revving motorbikes loud in residential areas: there is absolutely 0% chance that u r impressing literally a single person"
"What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp? Herr Doctor."
"What did Sloth say when he found gold? AU GUYS!!!"
"Me, to all my kids before the age of 2. ""No screens allowed."" On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad. ""This is your mother now."""
"Gays are fucking assholes."
"Freddy from scooby doo was a candidate for mayor of L.A in the 90s He ran on splitting up gangs."
"Did you hear about the 100lb midget with the 50lb balls? He was half nuts."
"What did Hitler smoke? The Jews."
"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. Badum tits"