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Joke of the Day
"How do we know cats are communists? All they ever say is Mao."
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"Did you hear about the guy that ran into a window? He was in a lot of pane."
"I'm impressed by girls who paint their eyebrows on. How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day? Like what if you find a penny?"
"I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The pinata is unscathed."
"I'm a little surprised team USA can't find a goalie fat enough to block the entire net."
"Have you ever heard of Tupac? You probably haven't, he's pretty underground"
"I told my 3 year old that Skittles are Care Bear meat and now I have the bag to myself."